- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (No sheep were harmed, we promise!)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) - Lighter than a cloud made of marshmallow fluff!
- Pre-shrunk fabric - Say goodbye to accidental belly shirts!
- Side-seamed construction - It hugs your curves in all the right places.
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping - Because you're a suave trendsetter, darling.
- Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US - Exotic locations only, no neighbor's backyard T-shirts here!

Get yourself a shirt that's as light as a feather on a diet and be the funniest, comfiest trendsetter in town!




Hey there! We know you're excited about your order, but bear with us, we're not slacking off on a tropical island. Our products are made especially for you once you hit that "order" button. It's like a personalized gift from us to you, with a touch of delayed gratification. Plus, by avoiding bulk production, we're saving the world from excess stuff. So, thanks for being a patient and thoughtful shopper! Now, grab some healthy snacks and get ready for the surprise delivery dance. We promise it'll be worth the wait!